(See the main Hotel Manager Wall page)
| What's the difference between a Hotel Manager an a run over skunk? | Skid marks in front of the skunk |
| Why can't you circumcise a Hotel Manager? | Because there's no end to that prick! |
| What do you call a Hotel Manager with an O-Level? | A liar |
| How many Hotel Managers does it take to fuck up a con? | One. He's here. |
| Avoid fire hazards: Burn the Hotel Manager outside | |
| What's the difference between a Hotel Manager and a bucket of shit? | The bucket |
| What does a Hotel Manager and a hemorrhoid have in common? | They're both pains in the ass |
| When the Hotel Manager was born, they burnt the baby and kept the afterbirth! | |
| The Hotel Manager is not a Klingon -- they're too nice! | |
| How can you tell when a Hotel Manager is doing a moonie? | By the improvement in his appearance! |
| Come back Basil Fawlty -- all is forgiven! | |
| The Hotel Manager had an asshole transplant -- the asshole rejected him | |
| What do black holes do to Hotel Managers? | Spit them out |
| What's the difference between Brighton Rock and a Hotel Manager's head? | Nothing |
| Comment from a local Rabbi: Sorry I threw away the wrong bit! | |
| What do you can a Hotel Manager up to his neck in sand? | Too little sand |
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